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printer punch bag

 relieve printer stress by giving it a 'damn good thrashing!'
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printers are evil. rather like cats, they know they are smarter than you and are determined to break you. fight back:

a kit which can be applied to a number of printer designs. A padded steel box which can be screwed to the floor presenting a static but padded printer for you to unleash a flurry of Jackie Chan - esque kicks and punches on the unsuspecting Hewlett Packard fuck. Hiiiiiiya!

—etherman, Jun 17 2004





       "PC Load letter? What the **** does that mean?"   

       Anything that lets me hit the printer that actually says that crap on a daily basis.
—shapu, Jun 17 2004
   

       this could be linked to the jukebox printer so that it makes 'ouch!' noises as you are massacring(sp?) it!   

       It could even plead for mercy... which it wouldn't get.
—etherman, Jul 06 2004
   
         


 

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