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In the beginning, there was only an ancient giraffe.
Then it evolved. The snakes lost their feet and belly, and
then some of
them moved to water, where they further evolved into fish
and then sharks. The frogs evolved from a flat but wide
version of primitive giraffes, leaving dry land and
beginning their lives in shallow waters.
And the humans lost their long neck and hard hoofs,
the spots on their hair in some cases do return at a late
The apes evolved from humans, losing much of their brains,
but retaining many of the other features that we still have.
essentially, apes are actually human descendants, at an
advanced stage of decay.
Dark sucker theory
[pashute, Mar 19 2017]
||What about the cranial accessory nerve then?
||So, presumably, sedimentary rocks were deposited from below rather than (as is often naively assumed) above, and have been gradually enriched in unstable isotopes over time?
||Is this some kind of variation on "turtles all the way down"?
||What if it's autotrophic?