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Are you tired of being honked at? Does it
seem that the people driving around you use
their horn excessively?
The steering wheel column shotgun allows a
driver 12 'honks' a year. Your 13th honk
results with your head being blown off.
There is a reset function that happens on the
of each new year, allowing a fresh new
set of 12.