h a l f b a k e r yI like this idea, only I think it should be run by the government.
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But it'd cost a fortune in new shirts. |
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suitor: (to date) Hey do you want to come inside? I'll show you my 3rd arm.
date: (gasps in horror) Why you dirty man! (slaps suitor across face and marches off down path)
suitor: No, wait! |
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Would both sides of the 3rd hand be a palm?... who wants to clap with the back of their hand? |
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How about a rubber paddle (or anything that will make a resounding SLAP! when hit against skin) attached to each hand by a spring-loaded band around the wrist (so one would lie under each hand if you rested them palms down on a table top).Now just flap your hands up and down excitedly and you get a double dose of applause (clap just sounds wrong here). |
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Just position one hand about 12-inches away from you chest, then use your other hand to go between chest and hand. |
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Now when I make a typing mistake I can smack myself in the forehead while simultaneously correcting the mistake with two hands still on the keyboard. What a time saver. |
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// Now when I make a typing mistake I can smack myself in the forehead while simultaneously correcting the mistake with two hands still on the keyboard. What a time saver. // |
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Alternatively, a seat with a large hole in the middle would allow you to kick yourself in the backside without even standing up or taking your hands off the keys. |
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The sound of three hands clapping, one alone. |
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"three of a perfect pair". Give it an upper arm, muscles, and some gnarly tatoos and I'd buy it like a shot. Had I any money, of course. |
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