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trouser wars

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Two brightly coloured teams of three members each are placed in a large daunting cage with flames shooting out of pipes and appropriate heavy metal compositions played on loudspeakers. The aim of this game is to design and build a pair of trousers within a certain time period that can overcome the other team's trousers. Whirring snippetty flicks, laser zappity pows and full frontal panel piercers are highly encouraged as players attack each other only from the waist down, with both hands high in the air.

When an entire team's trousers are out of action and can no longer function properly - a siren is sounded and a panel of trouser war experts review the match in deep and condascending voices.

benfrost, Dec 10 2004

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       Fisticuffs?
FarmerJohn, Dec 10 2004
  

       panticuffs.
contracts, Dec 10 2004
  

       that's enoughs!
benfrost, Dec 10 2004
  

       I nominate Rammstein to be played on the loudspeakers.
Machiavelli, Dec 10 2004
  

       I can see the first thing added to every pair being a stainless steel codpiece.
shapu, Dec 10 2004
  

       With whirring blades at the tip.
wagster, Dec 10 2004
  

       Liar, liar, oh yeah, that's the point.
blissmiss, Dec 10 2004
  

       Pleat Fighter.
harderthanjesus, Dec 12 2004
  

       Seams that way.
normzone, Dec 12 2004
  

       C'mon cut the guy some slacks.   

       laser-hosen.
spacemoggy, Dec 12 2004
  

       Game Over.
[spacemoggy] wins.
gnomethang, Dec 12 2004
  

       Woo-hoo. Eat my shorts.
spacemoggy, Dec 12 2004
  

       Blazer.
neilp, Dec 12 2004
  

       Robot Wars meets The Wrong Trousers. I like it (+).
nick_n_uit, Dec 15 2004
  

       I cringe to think what happens when mechanical failure is reached. All fun aside, someone would die, and I'm not exaggerating (I do Robot Wars and know the forces involved). + for the humor, - for the impracticality.
5th Earth, Dec 15 2004
  


 

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