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vomit urinal

fixture for nightclub patrons to vomit into
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I hate it when people spew into the urinal at a pub or nightclub and block it, making it overflow.

Instead, they should affix a handy individual porcelain vomit things to the outside of the toilets for people to vomit into. They should be at a convenient height, have sturdy handles for hanging onto, and have an integrated water fountain so you can rinse your mouth out after you are done.

The only downside is people throwing cigarette butts into it (eurgh!) or otherwise fouling them.

PaulFromCanberra, Jun 08 2006

Barfhackery BarfHackery
Since we are in the mood for discussing vomit... [Twizz, Jul 08 2010]


       This idea attempts to address a real problem; however I think there would be problems in practive :   

       I believe that drunk people would:   

       a) Continue to vomit where-ever they happen to be stood at the time.   

       b) Urinate into vomit urinal for a laugh.   

monojohnny, Jun 08 2006

       Maybe they should just provide "puke bags" like on airplanes.
xandram, Jun 08 2006

       Haven't seen this before. I think the replacement of all urinals with vomitoirs would solve the problem mentioned, and since they're constantly flushed the persistence of either urine or vomitus would not be a problem.   

       Vomitory, cool and quiet
Hate to leave your sacred lay
Dread the dicey carrots on the way.
nineteenthly, Jul 08 2010

       Why put this in the washroom at all? Just have pull-out containers that slide out from the bar counter itself and you could throw up and immediately continue to drink.
phundug, Jul 08 2010

       Perhaps the vomitoirs should be of a design which retains the vomit, allowing the vomiter to inspect his or her product in order to derive it's origin. This would facilitate some degree of self diagnosis while also creating the opportunity for the practise of Barfhackery (see link for shameless self promotion). A flush button or handle would then send the produce on it's way.
Twizz, Jul 08 2010


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