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The bastard cousin of 'The
Greatest Story Ever Told',
without the profit potential or
any socially redeeming value.
Visitors are greeted with a
single word, text box and submit
button. Visitors type in the
first word evoked in their mind
by the word on the page (simple
word association). Hitting
takes the visitor to a
page which reveals all previous
entries (in order of entry). Of
course the _next_ visitor sees
_this_ visitor's word, etc.
I'll go first: Croissant!
(rectified spelling error -
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Since I mentioned it in the description... [phoenix, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Stream of Consciousness
If you spell it right, you get to see a really crap thing. And boost someone's hit count for no good purpose. For some reason, it seems all I can think about is casinos... [AllenGrace, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
doudlas davis' longest sentence in the world
seems to be broken-- been running since 1994 [futurebird, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
I just made this go have fun guys!!! [futurebird, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
baked (just one word at a time!
[futurebird, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
try my easy-bake oven...
baked this myself. try some! [gnormal, Aug 10 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Stream of Consciousness Part Trois
SleepwalkR's version [phoenix, Dec 19 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Loser [not you, phoenix... that's just the first word that
came to mind when I looked at the word "Becked."
||<attempted pedantry>"Becked" shouldn't have a period
after it, because it isn't a complete sentence,
||I'd like the web site you describe better if, rather than showing me the entire preceding list after I enter my word, I am instead taken to a list of all the different words which prompted an entry like mine by different visitors. You'd need to have thousands of entries for this to be worthwhile.
||That's an interesting variation
[beauxeault], but might be more
interesting to those seeking to
analyze the results.
||There would be the additional
task of identifying 'an entry
like mine', but probably doable.
||I would just like to see the raw data, as in what are the most popular words?
||Stream of Consciousness? Brilliant Disguise? Springsteen!
||<second word that comes to mind:>
||Okay I just made this thing at my site. got to the link...
and make me feel like there was a point to doing that.
||Okay, now it will just show the last four words (I thought
one was too few) as the prompt. Do I get a prize for
||Your prize is the pleasure taken in declaring the idea baked, methinks.
||Seems as if most of the people using your site are suffering from chronic despair...
||Again nothing everything crush break shatter crack whore
boobs rubber stink arms limbs tree branch creep hide bad
ass wipe clean up high important stupid everything cocks
stoopid little girls taste good zeitgeist zeitgeist people evil
hopeless wandering throughout meow body the aimless
that looking juhuu planet seeing for sex given for sdfds
WTF ramdom jumbles bumbles clustered four tight
suckulant twats pear hello goodbye sex sad goodbye eyes
guy died tall long when 911 was came to ungh! the joke
dick dirty ha ha isn't it sits screw Test you bold , me? me
link lol to where are me why phmyarse park what spam
why huh question blank verse my anas with heinous
highness flying is hatred 133t hax0rs uh oh my GOD! Becky
what look hand it over baby bottoms up open presents
eyes balls nuts rats eat hotdogscrunch munch bones dead
creak water and life sports live jail caught trapped acting
dark meat stage freak page world I think am geek blank
page circus blanco rollo spanish harlem marco polo view
rich askew bitch window view view jump see new shade
high tree shadow birds purple ghost fuck wounds mealone
AHHH!!! you cold OMG! asshole!! Jesus 5hrs too long
*Hides* noooo to go *RUNS* away HIDES! Near found! away
Far far side pain love in my hole deep within Pittsburgh
fatassbitch sad cry pissed off sob me a river rush urinate
wind Gedi Lee sucks spit road runner drive cars roll
roadkill armadillo excrement shitty poo panda shit crap
fuck ungh! yeah! ooooh!! hrmph argh! UNF UNF confused
banana lost found gone penis enlargement huh huh yup
microscopic what? uh-huh penis no idea ever ?!?! \\
confussment WHAT?! !!!!!!!!!!!! Shhhh oh boy perverts
young girl C:\DOS cuties pink supile blah noggins soft
funny cheeks fsck cow smell rm tracert me UNF UNF UNF
df enough who? UNF? ? VHF UNICF aid UNDP NAMBLA first
help yourself -help no me you?! myself w me!! Yes. Me and
me goodtimewaste No! God ARRRRRR yyyyy Philanthropy
matey Andrew Carnegie hallway art boy expensive music
ring dis-embowelment jazzman radiohead Buddy Bolden
sucks nuggets cock penis addcited Test cock excited
crack html WEEEEEEEEEEED yup vrml yuck yuck
self-promotion hopeless semen selfish egotistical blah hi
bland postnuke works potatoes rice semen full protein
plasma shake cells dna dffggfd sperm code eggs wiggly
bacon cute white police whale assembly dfgd black vote
NO@!#@(*@(&* law police rules regulations anarchy
greeneggs'nham Fuck-em hehehe all ghandi mahatma goat
Komanai beard baaa Iatolla Turban marta lewandowski
understanding polish sausage Dick Chaney Quiet TALK!!!!
quiet still lost the plot evil bazooka Frank Zappa frank
catholic girls nick hurt nack ugly bored alone silly empty
gothic Peter Murphy goth sick glass handsome man mmmm
yummy foods knish jewish food balls basket Easter bunny
Jesus whore Me So Boring sex stupid cunt holy macaroly
hffghf crap good bad taste cereal cheerios cereal reggae
music MTV realworld internments attending missionaries
position point click run away far match off TV food news
too much news show learn kid grubby maggot evil
darkness lightness snuff idiot Jack ass rape dog bitch tree
money note written words spoken articulate eloquent
eccentric bizarre bananas potassium candy corn cob elf
cookie monster eat crisp crisp crisp burnt chared fire!!!
red head hair chewy taffy guts blood glory hole punch
thunder ow cats thumb slam break kill maim bastards
everyone die death skulls death boats
||okay now link to this thing so it gets googled real good.
This was not my idea. This was not my idea.
||[futurebird] You're such a sweetie! Any idea how many hits it's taken to generate the list so far?
||[alx] Many of the words do seem to be fairly negative in connotation. Wonder what that means (if anything)?
||The stream where you can input more than one word is more negative than the one posted above...
||You can enter up to two words in the onew word stream.
This is because I wanted people to be able to add names
and such... As for the tone of the streams -- I have no
idea. Maybe in a few days I'll try some new ultra positive
||Doesn't look like people are getting any friendlier. I wonder what it is about people that makes them want to tear apart other people's work?
||Well, I look at the "hacks" as part of the art work. Let
||<GrumpyOldMansVoice> Eh? Damn kids! Get out of my yard! </GrumpyOldMansVoice>
||Check it out: http://soc.wundervoll.net/