Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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HBGCe+p-sgBAn++r-E+Cv-a++I+tx-ch+TDNB+R

I am the fart in your air conditioner.

[Nov 28 2005, last modified Nov 30 2017]

   
(+4, -1) 1 hour of programming cost index
(+2, -1) 100 million year project II
(-6)(-6) 18 Today Escorts
 3-D chess
(+3, -8)(+3, -8) A book I can read that tells me what to do.
(+3) A cacophony of lies
(+3) A lab full of jerks
(+1) A method for sneaking guaranteed basic income in through the back door
(+2) A simulverse test
(+2) Active defense resistant cluster missile
(+3) active fall protection for laptops
 AI-Enabled Automatic Hat Tipping Parrot
(+4) AI greeter
(+3) Airbase convoy
(+2) airjohn
(+6) Airplane lifting hot air balloon
(+3) All-seeing monocle of fashion
(+9, -2) Almost a Gambling gym
(+4, -2) almost telepathy
(+1) alternative artificial heart placement
(+2, -4) anti-bacterial marble countertops
(+1) Anti-bear skin cream
(+7) Anti bear sombrero
(+1, -2) Anti-Entropic Energy Binding
(+5, -26)(+5, -26)(+5, -26) anti-gravity custard-filled, genetically engineered perpetual motion device
(+7, -3) Anti-intimidation training
(+4, -5) Ants
(+2) Any Card lock
 AR ad-block
(+4) Artificial volcano cremation
(+5, -2) Ass hat Angel hat
(+2) AutoDefamator
(+3) Automatic counterweight for washing machines
(+3) Automatic cup lid
(+2, -1) autonomous multi-celled butt washer
(+5, -1) Autotrainer
(+2) axe bow
(+5) Baby delivery by stork
 Baby sensors for large appliances
(+3) Back Bumper Bulwark
(+2, -5) Bacon balls
 Bacon Scroll
(+1, -2) Balloon Display
(-3) base-emitting artificial tooth
 battle planner for Eve Online
(-4) Be a prophet, guaranteed!
(-4) Bicycle prop
 big bloody looking bandages
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) big desert rolling pin
(+6) Biofilth
 Black hole gun
(+3, -1) Blacklisting Browser II
 Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 3014
 Bondage practice doll
(+7, -1) bore blocker
(+1, -2) Bounced signal time capsule
(-4) Bouncy Golf Balls 2
(+1, -3) Brain scrambler
(+7, -4) break up a black hole
(+3) Breakfast Convoy
(+1) Bubble zapper
(+6) Bucket O' Links
(+21)(+21)(+21) Buffer me long and hard
(+3, -7) Bullet catching missile
(+2, -5) Bun Average
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Burrito Banding
(+4, -1) butterfly wings for airplanes
(-1) Buy the "peace" from Russia
(+5, -1) Call Mom every week
(+1) calorie count recipt
(+4) Candle alarm clock
(+1) candy and cereal
(+6) car eyebrows
(+1, -3) Carbon fixed house
(+2, -1) carrier shell
 cat's umbrella
(+3, -5) Cat scent
(+3, -2) Cell phone black box
 Charity Work gift certificate
(+1, -2) Chihuahuacroquet 2
(+1) Childrens bank
(+3) Chipped ice cream
(+3, -1) Chocolate and nuts mixer
 city disaster insurance
(+2, -3) City-wide sprinklers
 Civilization V: Torches and Pitchforks
(+2) Claws
(+2) Cleaning mode for computers
(-1) clip-on jammer
(+4) Clock maker
(+5, -4) Clubs for teens
(+2, -1) Codephrase helps stop prison rape
(+3) collaborative gigapixel camera
(+1) Collaborative journal by the public
(+2) color checker
(+1, -2) Common command cache
(+1, -7)(+1, -7) Complete car recycling
(+8, -1) Compliments that sound like insults
(-2) Computer-Brain Interface Protocol
(+4, -1) Computer generated languages
(+2, -1) Computer Nerd Radio
 Context feeder for language disambiguation
(+1, -3) Conventional ICBM
(+2) cookable clothing
(+1, -3) Cooking with man made gas
(+1, -2) Crashed program memory dump
(+6) Crayon printer
(+1) Credit balancing service
 Crime preventing panic button
(+5, -1) crime scene
(+5, -3) Crunchy Muahahas
(+3, -13)(+3, -13) Cult of the Hamburger
(+3) cup size coffee maker
 Custard Rims
(+1) Daily stock reports
(+2, -1) data over modem for smart phones
(+1, -3) death lottery bomb
(+4) deck-of-cards armor
(+6) Disaster kit in a (big) box
(+2) disaster search public assistance cameras
(+2) displaced air mouse trap
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Distributed brake graffiti
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) DIY repair shop
 Do not enforce patent addendum
(+5, -2) Do not push this button
 Dontinterruptmedamnit amplifier
(-1) Double vote for link markings for old ideas
(+1) Drain Yellowstone caldera
(+4) Drive bay printer
 E-Z Barf
 easier unstripping tool
(+5, -4) Easy bust-out shirt
(+3) egg cooking carton
 Elevated microwave oven platform
(+3, -1) Encoded nova
(+4, -2) Entropic HalfBakery
(+4) ET in vacation photos II
(+4, -1) Eve we can dream it
(+4) evil bed
(+3, -1) Evolution in a box
 Extensible human
(+8, -7) External combustion aircraft engine
(+5) extra extra extra large paper towel
(+1) Extra, extra long kinetic energy penetrator rounds
(-8)(-8) Fake an alien invasion
(+3, -1) fake money wallet
(+1) Fake World War III
 Faraday cage for tanks
(+1) Farmer Tan Eradication Clothes
(+1) Fidget game
 Finger putt-putt
(+3) First Class Travel room
 Fishing caddy
(+2) Flag Oneupsman Minus One
(+2, -1) Foam squirter
(+4, -1) Fonts for dyslexics II
(+1, -2) forest harvester
(+1) Forgotten prenup
(+2, -1) Frog-in-the-water brainwashing
(+4) From Go to Politician in one easy step!
(+4, -1) fruit of the poisoned tree research review
(+18, -3)(+18, -3) Garbageland
(+3) Gas fireplace with moving logs
 General AI development process
(+2) Generic Human Project
(+5) GI bill for undergrads
(+1, -2) giant heavy hot air balloon for containing radioactive steam
(+4, -1) Giant letters identify fronts
(+3) Giant olives
(+1) Gift certificates by the penny
(+4) Google Instamaps
 Grand Unified Dependency Checker
(+2) Graph ideas by date
(+2) Gunfire activated light
(+6, -5) Guns for Zebras
(+2, -8)(+2, -8) guy that looks poor
(+1, -11)(+1, -11) Half Bakery Nutritional Supplement
(+2) Hamster Drone
(-7)(-7) hardpoint mounted paratrooper
(+4) harness chair
(+2, -4) Hat over the Fence 2
(+1, -3) Hat over the Fence 3
(-1) Hat over the Fence 4
(+1, -3) HB Madlib
(+1, -2) Headers for scientific papers
(+3) heat exchange alarm clock
(+4) heat-sink ice tray
 Helisubtruck
(+2, -1) High voltage, low current base plate around bottom of toilet
(+5) Highly Adaptive Phased Array
(+4, -2) Hillary Clinton knife block
(+3) Hinged steel notes
(+3, -2) Homeopathic Sleeping Clinic
(+2, -1) House smotherer
(+3) How I learned to stop worrying and love Skynet
(+10)(+10) hugging booths
(-7)(-7) Hummer Holding
(+2, -3) Hurl hose
(+13)(+13) Hurricane coffee table
(+4) Hysteria for the greater good.
(+2) Image enhancement by OCR and image recognition
(+2) inebriated monkey category
(+2) Inefficient Design
 information storage +1
 Instacool
(+2) Instructional videos for robots
(+2, -1) IR distortion field
(+5, -3) Japan geek tour
(+2) Jerks for Charity
 Jet enabled Dyson sphere
(+5, -2) kama sutra crackers
(-2) Keeper of secrets
(+2, -1) keratin implants
(-1) kill switch
 Kim Jong Wack-a-mole
(+1) kitchen jigsaw
(+7) kitchen telemanipulator
 legalize attempted bribery
 little livers everywhere
(+5) Look for neutrinos coming from black holes
 low level sound hearer
 Magazine lock
(+1) magnetic lottery manipulation
(+7) magneto-nuclear asteroid steering
(+20, -9)(+20, -9) Man Mall
(+1, -2) Marathon pit stop.
(+6, -1) masochistic computing companion
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Massive, complicated control panel
 Massively Distributed Strong AI
(+6) Mattresses as emergency floatation devices
 Mechanical Shoulder Parrot
 Medical training for all
(+1) Melting ornaments
(+5, -2) Metachess
(+3) Micro-ISP
 Microwave food stirring
 mini galaxy
(+5, -4) Mirror snails
(+1) Mirrored cat hats
(+1) Mist toilet 2
(+3) mite-killing bed
(+3) Monitoring Mosquito
(+1) More evasive torpedo
(+2, -1) more failsafe parachute
(+4) mosquito seeking missile
(+2) Mosquitobait
(+5, -1) Move Seoul
(+1) moving fuzzies for baby incubators
(-2) multi-headed pen
(+5, -1) Murder and rapine
(+6) Mystical Laser Candle Lighter
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) naughty burka
(+1) Neck stretcher
(+3, -2) nightmare preventer
(-4) Non-bumping anno
(+1, -4) North Korea food offensive
(+2, -1) nuclear melt-down heat sink
 obscene X-ray goggles
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Octostove
(-2) Old-fashioned Cheese and Weasel
(+1) Open Heart
(+2) Open source city-wide anonymous autonomous robust vehicle control mechanism
(-4) Pain of living in the wild index
(+6) Paint artillery
 Paint Bomb 2
(+8)(+8) Paintball Snipers, Inc
(+4, -1) Palmtop copier
 panicked pounding boss key
(+14)(+14) Paperclips for the wealthy
 Party like it's 1699
 pass phrase search space reducer
 Passenger protection ponchos
(+6, -1) personal sock maker
(+2) Personal storage tattoo
(+6) Philae: the movie
(+1, -3) Philosophical standing patch
 Phone and bandwidth backed currency
(+3) piercings for G support
(+1, -4) planned-crisis motivation
(+2) Plate packing protector projecting flower power podium
(+2) play-by-mail tennis II
 polyhedral crystal display
 pooled responsibility sperm donation
(+6, -1) poop hardener
 Poop recipe book II
(+5) prehistoric restaurant
(+2, -3) ProfessionalBeggar.com
(+6) Psychological targets
 Psychological targets II
(+6, -1) Public Dishwashers II
(+7, -9) pun.com
(-2) Push toilet
(+1, -5) Put a big bucket of liquid Nitrogen in race cars
(+4) Put schools in all guns
(-1) quantified entity specific information content
(+2) Quasirandom churn provides plausible deniability of piracy
(+1) Quicker winter dipper stripper
(+2) Random factor result hider
 rapid natural selection for human safety
(+3, -2) Really big news alert
(+3) Realspace Object Library
(+5, -1) Recycled Buildings
(+2, -1) red-yellow-green light for doors
(+5) Remit human rights for nonhuman agents created to manipulate people
(+3) Rename burgers to something French
 Requiem For A Dream Theminator
(+1) rescue caches
(+5) Reshapeable Windows 2
(+8)(+8) Rick roll jammer II
(+4) ring of +1 dexterity
(+12)(+12) Rise and 'shine
(+1) Robotennis
(+1) Robotic arm patches tanks
 Sale of indulgences II
 Salty wing
 Save it for Later II
(+4) Schrodinger's Education
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) seed bullet
(+2) Segmented coffee cartridge
(+3) self agitating cup
(+1) self cleaning surface
 self cleaning toilet
(+1) Sell only a private, small-group viewiing license
(+3) Seoul Nearest Available Shelter App
(+2) Sex doll and phone sex worker integration for VR environments
 sex up history
(+5) Shirt accessories
(+9)(+9) shock coffin
(-2) shock fishing
 Signed invention file
 smart dust defeating smart dust
 Social clue handler
(+10)(+10) Sock Trap 2
(-2) socket-seeking plug
(+3, -1) Socks in a Can 2
(+6) solar flatbed
(+3) Solar powered train
(+3) soldier decoy
(+3) soul clearing house
(+6, -1) space on earth
(+3, -1) spank percussion
(+2) Special counsel to save the AIDS research
 Special Votes II
(-1) Speed Decoy II
 Sports camoflage
(+1) Spring Loaded edge nets
(+2) Squeeze the rovers prize
(+3) Standard of living measurement
(-2) Standardized bumper cars
(+4, -3) Starfleet Academy
(+1) Steam catapult for highway merges
(+4, -1) stinky yard makes dogs happy
(+3, -1) Stock Market Casino
(+4, -2) Store twenty million meals in south korea
(+1) Streamlined shirt
(+5) Stripper chits
(+2, -4) stupider chickens
(+1) Sub-freezer
(+5, -7) Submarine Insertion
 Substrate focused supercomputer design
(+2, -1) sugar absorbing cup
(+5, -1) Sugar glass car windows
(+1) sugar ice
(+2, -3) Suicide bomber safe houses
(+2) Supercore
(-12)(-12)(-12) sweaty balls
(+4) Swiftly moving sunlight
(+2, -1) Tanner pad 2
(+4) Taxi hailing app
(+3, -7) Telepathic Ants
(+4, -9)(+4, -9) temperature difference generator
 temperature difference solar energy storage mechanism
(+8)(+8) The 100 million year project
(+3, -2) the All Powering battery
(+3) The death of three lines
(+6) The emergencies are over act
(+4) The floating passenger cabin
 The Great Roundup Resistant Weed Roundup
(+5) The Human Beak
(+4, -8) the last meal
(+3) The monument of why
(+1) The Real Lightsabre II
(+3) The Soul-Sucking Selfie II
 The square drive platter
(+1) The suitcase that rights itself
 The Sword of Dirty Tricks
 The Wagon
(+3, -9)(+3, -9) Thought Police 2200
(+2, -1) three slices of toast farm
(+3) Tilted greenhouse
(+3) tiny sculpture maker
(+22, -2)(+22, -2)(+22, -2) Tip the chef
(+1) toilet gloves
(+3) Toilet paper maker
(+2) Torn Paper musical instrument
(+1) Tornado maker
(+7) Tornado observation dome
(-1) Torque coupling allows lighter vehicles
(-1) Tracking profile preserves privacy
(+1) Traffic tips
(+4) Trick Rubics Cube
(+2) Trojan Thermals 2
(-3) two point of view adaptive camouflage
(+4) Unambitious record of civilization
 unhot pepper prank
(+2) User-selected QOS
(+5) Van de Graaf scepter
 viral liposuction
 Virtual Home .01 beta
(+6) Virtual USS Enterprise
(+5) Voice's driving school and discount taxi service
(+1) War octopodes
(+8)(+8) Watershirt
(+4) Watson Tutorbot
(+15, -10) Watt-backed money
(+7) Waxnado
(+2) weak sails for racing
 wearable terahertz radiation emitter
(+2) Weight pack for VR gaming
(+3) Whole House Air Cycle
(+6) whole mouth electric toothbrush
 Wood score
 word brain mapping
(+1, -2) Work for your passage
 Workplace Achievements
(+1) WOW guerrilla warfare by Orc
(+2) Writer's block demolition by automated creation of word clouds
 yard of eggnog
 

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