Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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$19.94 Price Tag

No more of this $19.95 silliness.
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For years sociologisticians have plumbed the depth of the human psyche to come up with amazing weapons of war against those who won't buy the products they've been attacked with.

First there was the idea that instead of selling a product for $20, you sell it for $19.99. The consumer, being basically inert material in the eyes of advertisers would presumably look at the new price, now in the teens and say "I will now consume for this price is lower."

Fast forward to the advent of the $19.95 price tag which has been the backbone of our economy for generations. I'd be the first to celebrate this great accomplishment but I propose we move it a step further.

The $19.94 price tag. It's cheaper. It's better. It grabs you by the face and says you can't afford to not buy it.

This may be applicable to other amounts, such as $99.94 etc but further research is needed. A seven figure government research grant ought to do the trick.

doctorremulac3, Mar 17 2017

Why things cost 19.95 https://www.scienti...y-things-cost-1995/
Scientific American article. [doctorremulac3, Mar 19 2017]

It begins! The only item on the web I found priced at $19.94. http://couponrebell...-19-94-target-1125/
Too many $19.95 items to list obviously. [doctorremulac3, Mar 19 2017]

Psycho crazy people taking it waaaaay too far. https://d30ocp3jhhj...ad_location_box.jpg
These people are clearly living in an alternate reality. Let's take a step back into the real world here people. [doctorremulac3, Mar 19 2017]

Weird anno explained. https://www.youtube...watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ
Beautifully I may add. [doctorremulac3, Mar 19 2017]


       A bargain.
whatrock, Mar 17 2017

       $19.94 price tags..... going cheap at $19.93 for 1,000.
xenzag, Mar 17 2017

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       The legendary Tom Waits
doctorremulac3, Mar 17 2017

       This is an old idea baked at the end of 20th century. I remember, because my daughter was born then.
pashute, Mar 19 2017

       Presumably she cost you $19.94 ?
8th of 7, Mar 19 2017


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