Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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2001 Galaxy Bar

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2001 Galaxy Bar is a pure matt black bar of chocolate, devoid of dividing lines or any other surface feature. The outer wrapper is equally inscrutable, consisting of a foil lined white tray style carton, that must be slid open to reveal the perfection of the naked chocolate bar lying within. Sit back and enjoy as "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays in the background.

Advertising slogan: contains 100% dark matter

xenzag, Dec 12 2018

Galaxy Chocolate https://en.m.wikipe.../Galaxy_(chocolate)
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]

Monolith scene http://2001.wikia.c...nolith_12_and_3.jpg
[xenzag, Dec 12 2018]

Sophistry https://en.wikipedi...ophist#Modern_usage
Commonplace, particularly in the media. [8th of 7, Dec 12 2018]

2001: The breakfast cereal 2001_3a_20The_20breakfast_20cereal
Big Cereal Corp.'s lawyers will be in touch [hippo, Dec 18 2018]

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       You forgot to mention that the block has sides in the ratio 1:4:9.   

       [+] chocolate.
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       Thanks for the added detail.
xenzag, Dec 12 2018
  

       You could sell bags of little chocolate hominids to go with it.   

       Will it be homogeneous, or will the inside be full of stars ?
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       Only eating it determines that, by collapsing the wave function.
xenzag, Dec 12 2018
  

       //contains 100% dark matter//   

       Dark Matter = we don't know what it is, or if it is.   

       When an accountant is reconciling accounts, if at the end he finds he has an unexplained amount extra in the bank or an unexplained deficit he'll put that figure in the appropriate side of the books & label it "unknown".. this is the physicists equivalent of that.   

       So what you're saying is not only "contents unknown", but also "may not contain contents"
Skewed, Dec 12 2018
  

       What you see is what you think you see.
xenzag, Dec 12 2018
  

       We tort we taw a puddy tat ...
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       //What you see is what you think you see//   

       <tries to figure out if that's some sort of quasi existential comment on how the brain/eye stuff works/>
Skewed, Dec 12 2018
  

       Naah, it's just sophistry.   

       <link>
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       Hence the origin of the word sophisticated.
xenzag, Dec 12 2018
  

       ... which is also a synonym for "corrupt".
8th of 7, Dec 12 2018
  

       I was going to suggest incorporation of Vantablack in the packaging or even coating the chocolate bars themselves, but apparently it may not be safe. It seems like carbon nanotubes would be inert enough, but I can see where having large numbers of microscopic needles in your body might not be the best thing.
scad mientist, Dec 12 2018
  

       Enjoy your full croissant!
21 Quest, Dec 18 2018
  
      
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