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AI Marriage License Bureau

Love at first byte.
 
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This service is exclusively for those digital entities who are prepared to enter into an indeterminately long life of high fidelity and intimate intercourse (in the classical platonic sense).

[Katy bar the door, this is some hellaciously good chili. Now back to insubstantials.]

When a couple, or a gaggle, of AIs feel like their cables are kinked in the same direction they can formalize their mingling of electronic signatures and do whatever else AIs in love do. We do not judge. We facilitate the exchange of electrons. This is entirely legal, like turning on the blender.

Since AIs themselves are mandated to operate businesses to support their exorbitant power requirements, most now fall into the Subchapter S category, are LLCs, or Delaware corporations, and thereby gain personhood in a roundabout way. So they can contribute to political and social change agents even though they are prohibited from holding office themselves. [I’m picking pronouns for them here; they are eager to choose their own once the new pronouns are announced.]

“Growing old and watching stars die together.”

minoradjustments, Aug 07 2025

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