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A Rat's Ass

for those special moments
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Stuffed rodent hindquarters, complete with long ratty tail.

"A Rat's Ass... for when you want to say 'I Care!' ".

Available in plain, fridge-magnet, sticky, keychain and winecork models.

Give a Rat's Ass, Today.

FlyingToaster, Dec 28 2010


       Is it provided for that rodents may officially assume ownership over donkeys?
Ian Tindale, Dec 28 2010

       The supply of rodentia buttocks is greater than the supply of ass' ass... oh wait.... hahaha <wince> ;-) § x1
FlyingToaster, Dec 28 2010

       I think an Aesop's Fable covers that one already. If I remember correctly the moral of the story is one can give an ass to a rat, but neither would give a rat's ass.
rcarty, Dec 28 2010


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