Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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achieve an inner glow
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Requires a small surgical procedure, but it's worth it to achieve the result of turning yourself into a unique glowing object of desire. The surgery is required to implant a powerful, but cold running light inside the abdomen along with the necessary rechargeable battery and switch. As the battery is recharged by induction from an external source, and the switch is subcutaneous, the only servicing the light will ever need is in the event of a bulb failure.

Once installed, think of the joy you can bring to others and yourself as you reveal your inner illumination. Picture the scene as you go swimming at night, emitting a spooky glow that reveals the splendour of your internal organs like one of those translucent tropical fish.

xenzag, Dec 05 2005

http://www.wackysta...com/images/et2a.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 07 2005]


       Think I'll stick to my bioluminescent gene mod.
DrCurry, Dec 05 2005


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