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A modifed version of the Homing Lamp, the Homer Lamp has a
yellow lampshade over the top, and whenever it bumps into
something, it cries out "D'oh!". It also uses an advanced object
recognition software to detect such things as beer, pie, nachos, and
Halfbakery Add-an-idea pages. Upon
the presence of the
first three, it says "Mmm.... [insert subject matter]...." in the voice of
Homer Simpson. Upon detecting the presence of the latter object
mentioned above, it says "Now remember, in this house, we obey
laaawwws of thermodynamics." in a helpful, cheerful tone.
[Marked-for-Expiry] couldn't resist... sorry!
||<guffaw> for the picture, but [mfe] seconded.