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there are already glasses that use a special
pressurizing system to implement water
based adjustible eye glasses. they are
designed to be cheaply made for people in
developing countries who need optical
instead of water, my line of glasses uses
beer in order to adjust prescription
strength. the beer would work as a tinting
mechanism as well. depending on the
brightness on any given day, you can
adjust the contents of the lenses for beer
darkness. bright days would allow for
special edition goggles will also contain a
small, battery-operated cooler, so your
backup supply of intoxication beverage
would remain cool.
||It could be hard to keep the refrigerated beer glasses from fogging up...
||And I'm not sure that a very substantial refreshment could be gotten from them. Perhaps something a little stronger, like a good shot or two of Jagermeister, which, although somewhat repugnant in it's flavor, does a better job at tinting.
||Hey - a use for Jaegermeister. Finally!