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New from BorgCo, a simple but effective device to ensure a timely awakening.
The unit is a lightweight but very strong webbing collar, with a locking plastic buckle of the type used on suitcase straps.
Attached to the collar is a robust plastic moulding containing a digital alarm clock mechanism
and a speaker.
The clock can only be set and unset when the buckle is open.
There are a selection of ringtones, or users can download their own choice.
The alarm cannot be set if the alarm time is after the time that the unit calculates the internal battery will be exhausted.
To use, charge the unit, set the alarm time, put on the collar and close the buckle, and leave the key some distance from the bedroom.
At the alarm time the unit will start to make a noise, and will continue until the buckle is unlocked and unclipped.
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