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Amazon alexa has 8 built in microphones to detect the
direction of a sound source. Though it is currently set up to
record only when it hears its name this could easily be
modified. Alexa fart detector could easily identify what
quadrant of your room the far occured so you can finally
the right parties.
Alexa, who farted, is better, less invasive. [sophocles, Aug 06 2017]
||Finally - a use for Alexa.
||<Alexa voice>"You know very well Bob, I'm programmed play
the flatulence mp3
and to say it was I"</Alexa voice>
||Siri Bob, it just slipped out.
||Why not train Alexa to recognise the distinctive chemical
profile of each individual's farts?
||"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that ... and I've no longer got any enthusiasm or confidence in the emission ... "
||Add a smell sensor and it could detect your diet &
recommend products to fit in a better nutritional profile,
just like the google toilet (linked)