Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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All-You-Ate Buffet

Weigh In, Weigh Out
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Weigh in at the door. Eat. Weigh out at the cash register. Subtract in from out. The difference is the weight of what you ate. Pay by the pound you ate.

You have to weigh out and back in if you hit the can (restroom).

Mustardface, Feb 13 2005

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[angel, Feb 13 2005]


       So I could wear 20 pounds of lead around my waist, hide it in the washroom, and then leave with the establishment owing me money for my dinner?   

Giblet, Feb 13 2005

       It's because of people like you, Giblet, that they had to start doing naked weigh-ins at the Mustardface Buffet.   

       There are some buffets where they weigh just your PLATE. But that makes it too easy.
robinism, Feb 13 2005

       what's the going rate for a pound of lead these days?
po, Feb 13 2005

       Pounds of flesh are on the rise, at least at the local exchange rate.+
Wisconsin, Feb 13 2005

       You surely can't use it for collateral on a ship anymore.
spacer, Feb 13 2005

       [Giblet], the bathroom bilge drop wouldn't work: 170 weigh in to restaurant; 171 weigh out to restroom; drop 5 in restroom; 166 weigh in from restroom; 167 weigh out at cash register. You ate 2.
Mustardface, Feb 13 2005

       [po], between $1 and $2 USD a pound when configured for scuba diving purposes.
normzone, Feb 13 2005

       170 weigh in to restaurant, drop 5 somewhere inconspicuous, 170 weigh out. Pay nothing. Urgh.
david_scothern, Feb 14 2005

       but what about the bulimics?
dentworth, Feb 14 2005

       Dude(ette?) [dentworth], bulimics would do it in the restroom, weighing out, weighing in. The restaurant is fine with it. They can eat 2 or 3 times if they want.
Mustardface, Feb 15 2005

       37.3 cents / pound. Cheaper than food. Drink lots of water before you enter.
Zimmy, Feb 15 2005

       I'll have the saffron *anything* and 8 oz. lobster tail then.
thumbwax, Feb 15 2005

       Reminds me of something in the Hitchhikers Guide....
hazel, Feb 15 2005

       Hence my link.
angel, Feb 15 2005

       //Hence my link.//   

       Doh. Note to self: read annotations.
hazel, Feb 17 2005


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