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A shoulder pack that has sensors that provide a
comprehensive sign that the wearer is coming down
with (lurgy of the month/decade/whatever).
The pack makes a klaxon sound, shoots out small
rockets and meshes with the local WiFi network.
Free joo janta specs only this month!!!
||Alternatively, the device could play a recording of Wallace Greenslade declaiming "Unclean ! Unclean ! OoooOOOOooooooh ! " in funerial tones.