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With all of the recent focus on NFL concussions, the sport
seemingly teeters on the brink of doom, with safety
spoilers Bringing It
All to a Ruin and threatening World Peace by forcing NFL
fans to find something else to focus their on, like US
elections. It is imperative we find some way to
I bring you American football with huge, protective
helmets with ginormous amounts of gel/foam/air-
conditioned padding inside to protect the player's last
remaining neurons from bouncing off of their cranial
sidewalls. Facemask rules still apply.
Rick Moranis approves whole-headedly.
For more-ordinary bobbleheads
Electric football tables have models of players that are moved around. [Vernon, Sep 03 2015]
||Tom Brady's head is big enough, but I like the idea.