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Are you confident in your antiperspirant? Does your antiperspirant give you peace of mind?
Topical time released depression medication in a roll on antiperspirant.
Now in a new aerosal.
Side Effects May Include...happiness, cheek spasms, nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis,
coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, mental retardation, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep apnea, internal bleeding, spontaneous human combustion, and or death.
Ask your doctor if ThePits is right for you.
Controlling the dose might be a bit of a problem, but still ... [mouseposture, Apr 11 2010]
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||I had no idea.
er, I 'had' the idea, I just had no idea that it exists.
||I love it. It doesn't stink. +
||ThePitts. What a punch line.
||Also, by reducing odor, increasing friends, reducing depression.
||It's amazing how my diseases can be cured just by STOPPING a
||Has Sarah Tonin not called for a while? [+]