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Thanks to DeathNinja for this idea...(link below)
What could be more intimidating than coming to the office knowing that you just ate an entire bowl of the most deadly threats you could imagine?
Little oat puffies in the shape of darkly clad gunmen, Mobsters with white on white, and of course
marshmallow guns and blunt objects!
That's right, Assassins, bite them before they bite you!
Imagine, when your co-workers ask you what you ate for breakfast you quip..."Assassins".
*Coming soon, Green Beret Cereal...you'll never know what hit you!*
DeathNinja's inspirational phrase!
(It's Friday and 20 minutes before quitting time...'nuf said) [vendetta, Oct 04 2004]
||You have to make them out of the same thing they make Cap'N Crunch out of (but with more arsenic) so they shred the roof of your mouth up...
||Do real men eat cereal? [Trying to remember that line in Shakespeare about killing twelve men before breakfast.]
||Someone realy ought to talk to the makers of GTA about licensing on this product. I have seen dumber cereal spinoffs. Remember NINTENDO- IT's a cereal WOW.
||Terrorist Toasties. Al Qaeda Crunch.