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Assaultines
Classic crackers formed in the shape of Uzi's, HK's and Kalashnikovs. | |

Okay. Dumb idea but . . . had to put it out there anyway.
Assaultines
[FarmerJohn,
Apr 24 2005]
Attack dog cookies
http://www.dogs.fre...rs.com/cookicut.htm Mastiff, Rottweiler, Boxer, Bulldog [pottedstu, Sep 29 2001]
Cookie Cutter Collectors Club
http://www.mich.com/~longmore/cccc/ Masses of cookie-cutting-related stuff. [pottedstu, Sep 29 2001]
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Take a can of Coke, and cut it into the shape of an Uzi so as to make a cookie cutter. Make your own Assaultines. Amuse yourself by holding two cookies up in the air and making "bam" noises. Oh, so much fun. |
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I suppose these are made from cookie battery? |
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The Cookie Cutter Collectors Club (see link) has so many references to cookie-based stuff. I couldn't find any guns, not even in the Wild West cookie cutter collection. But there are about 9 000 000 of them, so you might be lucky given time. |
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I'm a little worried about the tendency of the barrels, magazines, stocks to fall off. They'd have to be very chunky, cartoonish shapes. |
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Uzis are chunky, cartoonish shapes... |
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Somehow, I'm not surprised there's a cookie cutter collector's club... |
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Love to be watching the news the day someone tries to rob a cornerstore using a Steyr-shaped chocolate chip cookie. |
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Police the world over seem to have enough difficulty telling completely innocent objects from guns: wallets, pagers, a plank of wood, even apparently a penis in the case of the naked man shot by police in Sussex, England. Imagine the confusion this would cause. |
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On the other hand, the natural policeman's instinct for spotting sugary junk food might win out. But I wouldn't want to risk eating them in public. |
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I don't know what wwapod means but the idea of a sugary junkfood penis has put a big smile on my face! Can I get my boyfriend genetically modified? |
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Things that go "crunch" in the night!
as Thurber rolls over! |
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[Farmer John] had illustrated this but I think the illustration was lost in the Great Autumn Crash of '04. |
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//but the idea of a sugary junkfood penis has put a big smile on my face! Can I get my boyfriend genetically modified?// |
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Us cool people already have sugary junkfood penises. You just haven't found one of us yet. |
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I found the illo under an inch of sketches. |
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Waiting for the first child to be suspended at school for waving a gun cracker around during lunch time... |
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Seriously, That's a damn good illustration. & until I had to look in my dictionary to check my spelling I had something much more important to say. Anyone care to give up the IE spell checker again or are functional gnomes permitted here?? |
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Waiter! There's an AK47 in my soup. Damn, the system will only let me give you ONE for this! |
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