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Every day, skijillions of spermatozoa are emitted, only to
be frustrated from achieving their divinely-mandated
destiny. Instead, they end their brief existence encased in
latex, or entangled in fibers of paper tissue.
But one day, when an unscrupulous garbage contractor
dumps a load of hot
radioactive waste into a residential
landfill, the little fellas get a second chance. Gaining
sentience and mobility, they realize that their best chance
is to work together. Slowly, they accumulate, eventually
oozing out of the landfill as a twelve-foot-long glob of
unstoppable silvery goo...
... that is looking for FERTILE EGGS.
Soundtrack by 10cc.
[calum, Nov 17 2015]
what [travbm]'s talking about
[notexactly, Nov 19 2015]
Need a tissue?
Boxed at the end. [popbottle, Nov 21 2015]
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Lary Niven's 1969 paper, a must-read for jiz monster enthusiasts [CraigD, Nov 28 2015]
Damned funny stuff. And the entry of the word "fap" into the English language. [Voice, Nov 28 2015]
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||This is not really an idea. More of an adult goosebumps book.
||Is this in the Amazon, or some other woman?
||I'm surprised if this hasn't already been made in Japan.
||I like Jizz it was on Star Wars, it was like Jazz but instead of making people depressed it was all about making them feel better.
||I second " oglaf - cum sprite " .... it's a great read.
||Maybe it should be attack of the Cum monster or Spermeon Or Cumzilla Versus Godzilla.
||Attack of the Giant Jizz Monster is a stunning portraiture of the sexual ideal and the generalized will to create superman, and the random and the infrastructural substrate that brings froth.
||" Mike's Left Hand " and " Chie Samachi " for on topic, but almost all of " Sexy Loser's " is gold.