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Automatic Anti-Salesman Testicle Crusher

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Simply put. A foot shaped apparatus fitted into your door that kicks door to door salesmen in the balls.

God i hate DtD salesmen.

bovinemilk, Feb 19 2004

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       "Can I-"
"- interest you in -"
"- these very effec-"
"-tive groin cups?"
Detly, Feb 19 2004

       [bovinemilk] but how do you know which DtD salesman is selling them?
jonthegeologist, Feb 20 2004

       They should be selling deoderant.
k_sra, Feb 20 2004

       I turned one down at the bus stop the other day on the basis that I already had what he was selling. I didn't have the heart to tell him his upper lip was still crusted with toothpaste...
k_sra, Feb 20 2004

       testicle crushing is too cruel and unusual for salesmen.
sninctown, Apr 20 2006

       Fishbone...handles salesMAN but not other genders of salesperson. The device should be able to handle all use cases.
ed, Apr 20 2006

       Make the "foot shaped device" three inches in diameter, and eighteen inches long. Mount it to the side of the entryway to "kick" salespeople from behind. Problems solved... untly you have to deal with a door to door kink.   

       Admin: Move to Home: Pest control: trap
ye_river_xiv, Jul 01 2006

       In our state its a $10000 fine for door to door selling. That stops it smartly. See your MP or become an MP and get it done.
Irontoad, Sep 15 2008

       ... trapdoor in the drawbridge, duh.
FlyingToaster, Sep 15 2008

       I'll bun this if you can propose a way of extending it to work on telemarketers and spammers.
Wrongfellow, Sep 15 2008


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