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Automatic Simpsons Quote Dictionary Watch

Device monitors conversation and suggests funny Simpsons quotes
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This device, worn as a wristwatch, contains a dictionary of 1000's of funny quotations from the ht TV show The Simpsons. It also has a microphone and speech recognition firmware built in which listens for keywords or phrases in your conversations. When it detects an appropriate keyphrase, it vibrates and suggests a funny context-appropriate Simpsons quote on the screen. You can then glance down at your watch and if you decide its made a good choice, you can then say the quotation much to the delight of your companions. For instance, if someone asks you, "Do you have any fruit?" the watch might reccommend, "This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit." or if the subject of nuclear power comes up, the watch might suggest, "Nu-cue-lar. It's pronounced Nu-cue-lar." Makes a great gift!
DeathNinja, Jul 18 2003


       NO! Please God no....   

       When will it end?!
waugsqueke, Jul 18 2003

vendetta, Jul 18 2003

       This both sucks and blows. Aye carumba!
DrCurry, Jul 18 2003

       "Hi everyone. We're getting up a collection to hire a hit man to terminate DeathNinja with extreme prejudice. Anyone here want to put in ?"
8th of 7, Jul 18 2003

       I eat assassins for breakfast.
DeathNinja, Jul 18 2003

       And here I am using Google like a sucker.
Worldgineer, Jul 18 2003

       Woah, I didn't know Waugs hates this idea. I guess that makes this two pluses. But I only have one. So I guess I shall give it one based on the idea and not 'cause of Waugs. Buahhahahaha!
sartep, Aug 15 2003

       This is cheating. Worst idea EVER.
Detly, Aug 15 2003

       Too harsh, Detly, but I agree that handing over the power of random Simpsons quotes to the ignorant masses is a horrifying concept. Mmmmm! Fishbone!
DrBob, Aug 15 2003

       How about a flanders-only version for the christian community? But would the watch screen be big enough-a-doodly-diddly?
dobtabulous, Aug 15 2003

       Detly wasn't being too harsh, it was another Simpson's quote.   

       Nother fishbone for DeathNinja.   

       Ha! Ha!
sartep, Aug 15 2003

       This is defintely half-baked. Not in the sense of it existing as an idea here - but because the people likely to use Simpsons quotes will have seen the shows...many, many times and generally quote the Simpsons all the time anyway.   

       Ye noodle airmed choir boy!
Jinbish, Aug 15 2003

       [DrBob] For shame :P
As long as [DN] understood.
Detly, Aug 17 2003

       Great idea... although borderline dorky...
JimmyPiper, Aug 17 2003

       Borderline? Like, shooting someone for looking at you cock-eyed is borderline neurotic?
Detly, Aug 17 2003


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