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Award For T-Rex Bow Tie Affixing Machine

In the event that a) T-Rexes get re-animated Jurassic Park style and...
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b) Can be mutated into highly intelligent beings and c) Need to look spiffy for a job interview.

Now of course this probably wouldn't happen, but the idea is to get government funding for this and other such absurd ideas not because they'll be of any utility, but because they'd be eligible for the "Most Insane Government Funded Project" award.

Once a year, those who got funding for ideas like this would put on their tuxedos and gather for the gala awards show. There would be different categories such as "Bad Science", "Superstitious Nonsense" and "Straight Up Stupid".

The winner would proudly stand up and thank the countless taxpayers who bought his team that little research mansion in Bermuda and say how nice the award statuette will look on the marble mantle in the main entry hallway.

doctorremulac3, May 29 2018

A contender https://www.youtube...watch?v=oX2Ief4kjrI
[theircompetitor, May 29 2018]

One problem down... https://goo.gl/images/kfsb3c
...still two more to go. [doctorremulac3, May 29 2018]


       //not feathers in the modern bird sense// Thank goodness. A flying T. rex would be a menace.
MaxwellBuchanan, May 29 2018

       Which would only make putting on a bow tie more daunting.   

       UPDATE: It appears that t-rex would in fact have no problem tying a bow around its neck. It could simply swing the entire accessory around its neck and, as you can see by the picture, (link) his hands, claws, paws or whatever you call them, are well within reach of the bow.   

       So that part would be solved. The whole making them highly intelligent thing still needs funding as well as the bringing them back to life thing, there's that.   

       But tying the bow with those short little arms? Not the problem I thought it would be so I can stop stressing about that one.
doctorremulac3, May 29 2018


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