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Baby Belly Bed

Let it all hang down.
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Pregnancy. It makes the belly big. And this can be bothersome, especially for ladies accustomed to sleeping on the belly. Can BUNGCO help? You still need to ask?

Introducing the Baby Belly Bed! For those who are big of belly for any reason, this perforated bed offers comfortable belly sleeping. A hole accomodates the belly in a manner similar to the accomodation for breasts in the breast MRI (see link). Again inspired by the breast MRI, for those pregnant ladies who have also become big upstairs we offer an optional 3-hole bed. Now belly sleep with the best of them and accomodate your big bits below deck. BUNGCO offers the Baby Belly Bed for rental or purchase, the latter because we have found some nonpregnant folks who are big of belly expect to be so for some time.

bungston, Mar 19 2009

Breast MRI table http://www.towerdia...reast.mri.equip.jpg
[bungston, Mar 19 2009]

Ball pit bed Ball_20Pit_20Bed
Similar scheme, for the boys. Actually not. [bungston, Mar 19 2009]

massage_20mattress jetckalz suggests this in an annotation. [jutta, Mar 20 2009]

Gentle Air Pregnancy Mattress, $100 http://marisa-krist...t/geairmaairbe.html
Delux version for $145 also available. [jutta, Mar 20 2009]

US Patent #6959464 (2005) http://www.google.c...AAAAEBAJ&dq=6959464
Pregnancy air mattress/raft [jutta, Mar 20 2009]


       I drink too much beer, have man tits, and dream wildly. Is there a four hole version?
daseva, Mar 19 2009

bungston, Mar 19 2009

       Didn't even have to ask!
daseva, Mar 19 2009

       How would the preggo move around if her big belly is stuck in the hole? Can the hole change shapes during different stages of pregnancy? This is a great way to sell a mattress with a hole in it!
GodSquadMandrake, Mar 19 2009

       No no no during the 9 months of pregnancy you are supposed to suffer. It's part of God's plan for women. Bed be dammed lie there and suffer I say.
blissmiss, Mar 19 2009

       BUNGCO is dedicated to gradually amending God's plan. I think God is OK with amendments to make things kinder and gentler - as evidence I offer the New vs the Old Testament.
bungston, Mar 19 2009

       I'm Jewish bunghead.
blissmiss, Mar 19 2009

       If you have a big bum can you lie face up?
eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 19 2009

       but god is a woman, blissy...
po, Mar 19 2009

       There really should be an annual hb writing prize.
wagster, Mar 19 2009

       What if it got stuck... goddess forbid? (sorry godsquad just reread your anno. You were already concerned about the stucky issue).
blissmiss, Mar 19 2009

       I just keep thinking that that bump should be supported - stretch marks being the least of my concerns.
po, Mar 20 2009

       The mister could lie under the bed all night and gently cuddle the dangling baby swell.
blissmiss, Mar 20 2009

       ooooh, are you absolutely sure about that?
po, Mar 20 2009

       Not a bad idea, but I think you need not a hole in the mattress, but a pocket. That way the belly is allowed for but still supported. You could have a hole, then a padded bowl-shaped mini-mattress which is attached to the rest of the mattress with straps. As time goes by you let out the straps accomodating a larger and larger belly.
marquisdenet, Mar 20 2009


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