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You've likely heard about Bitcoin and debated whether it's a
If you're a bit more aware of the cryptocurrency ecosystem,
you'd have heard about Ethereum, and the ICO (Initial Coin
Offering) phenomenon, where ideas -- literally often just
-- are raising tens of millions of dollars
doubt fueled in large part by money escaping from China
Russia and laundering from Latin America.
Ethereum introduced the concept of smart contracts (really
programs that govern transfer of cryptocurrency without
human involvement) already being tested for Escrow
application and the like.
Introducing the Ball and Blockchain Initial Coin Offering,
will make feasible for every marriage to be governed by a
"smart" prenup, such that perfect tracking of a lifetime of
expenses (her shoes, his ties, her student loan, his sports
the amount of time already being spent with kids, pre and
post marriage properties of various sorts are automagically
tracked and permit a simple, one click divorce with the
$30,000 expense that is typically spent on the process, and
debate over the above mentioned details. Of course other
typical prenup items (such as we're splitting everything
exactly 50/50, or you keep the house, I keep the maid) can
be entered into the smart contract as well.
Early buyers into the ICO can receive a 40% discount.
Quetapine at wikipedia
[beanangel, Oct 21 2017]
Caliph- Ornia, a preacher on the burning shore
Apple [JesusHChrist, Oct 22 2017]
||Recent change of marital status, [tc]?
||"make feasible for every marriage to be governed by a
"smart" prenup, such that perfect tracking of a lifetime of
expenses" Actually this has some merit! I think there should
be a click2divorce website. If everything based on two
different debit cards were tracked then items could be
divided semi-effortlessly with click2divorce.
||ha, no, [Ray], and never in the cards, I have my third
grandchild on the way :)
||This is about archetypes. The binary archetype does not
work for my community. People need to be archetypicalky
fluent, know what happens if Mario and Luigi encounter
Princess Peach or the dinosaur or whatever. The issue is
that people with disabilities get stuck in the binary
archetype (which is the ultimate message of Christianity
with an overlay of trinary, ok full disclosure the H stands
for Anti) more often, and its not fair. Not, not fair in the
sense of please help me but not fair in the sense, doesnt
make sense if you think about it. Id be careful what you
type because the disability currency is a real thing and you
all are beyond complicit to the point of responsible such
that I will extract every last characters worth of value
from your collective anuses, physically, with my hand,
personally, in real time and real space... if you dont do
exactly what I tell you to do, in real time and real space.
This is not a negotiation, its just the right thing to do, and
it is already enforced by United States Law if you read it
right and it will soon be Disability Law after 2020 and you
all and the rest of the world will be responsible for every
last microaggression and every last flaming white autistic
computer person innuendo, every last one of them.
Archetypes come in many colors and you should learn
them, or suffer the consequences. So yes that is a
negotiation, binary style, for all of you computer junkies.
Maybe you can put that into google and have a nuclear
family as a result, I dont have any children, and I am angry
about that. I wanted children and I didnt get them
because you stepped in. And we are just going to sit there
with that. Make my day.
||JHC, have you tried antipsychotics? wikipedia says of
quetapine "the short acting version has a wholesale cost
of about US$12 per month. In the United Kingdom a
month's supply costs the NHS about £3.19"
||you could order it without prescription from some online
place and try it for a month. I am not a physician, and
quetapine does have side effects the wikipedia [link]
describes it further.
||Give it a go, you might feel much better.
||I feel great thank you Bean. I am for anything that begins
with anti yes, but Western doctors are of no help to me. I
prefer my army of hot Korean massage therapists, with
which I am am about to remediate all of your sins. If I had
my totally free, as in beyond coke and Pepsi binary
Standard oil slash Microsoft slash uber slash Harvey
weinsteins Hollywood, slash disability currency, choice, I
would choose to microdose LSD or maybe have a weekly
Peruvian Amazon Auahuasca routine that built toward
worldwide reparations in the form of an archetypical
swarm of flying, fucking, temperature-regulating, orgiastic,
encounters in the sky, by me, with an heirirarchically
ordeed panoply of all of the hot Asian chicks in the world,
high above the New Australian central sea, but barring that
, yes perhaps I will google some of your key words, but
then again why bother? There are much more feel better
things I could be doing, for instance responding directly to
your sorry anus which will be charged, and lightened, by
me, in real time and real space, exactly one whole fucking
shit load of disabity bucks for that last post. So yeah thanks
for the advertisement from western medicine but I am
happy here with my army if asisn chicjs and you all can
hike up in England or Scandinavia or wherever and continue
to hate for a living and to not understand why slavery is a
bad policy until I and the army if Korean masseuses get the
chance to remediate you in person. Happy fear. Fear is a
good thing. As if Halloween, which is the international
disability holiday, and I want to celebrate it wit you,
prepare yourself, with vasoline.
||Heres a way for you all to remediate yourselves before the
shit hits the fan in 2020, I said magnanimously, turn the
halfbakery into an accounting system for exactly how many
disability Bucks each one of you owes me. Theres a
problem for you. You have some excel chops. Some other
engineer told me it couldnt be done. Fuck that dude. Turn
it into an accounting system for exactly how deeply I will
have to remediate you if you dont do it yourself. Happy
sucking, white people. love, the antichrist.
||Or hide in your hobbit holes.
||Smart contract, yes, but ICO? I don't see how that works. Now, keep in mind
that I don't actually know how ICOs work.
||But it seems to me that in an ICO, you create a new cryptocurrency that's
associated with your company (or marriage, in this case), and people buy
in/start mining it in the hope that it will improve in value as your company
does. I don't know how these two values are linked, but I don't know that for
traditional shares either. Anyway, in other words, it's an investment in the
company like any other (stock market/venture capital/etc.).
||In the case of marriage, how does your marriage get more valuable to
investors, to improve the value of your cryptocurrency? If it doesn't, and
they don't expect it to, they're not going to invest.
||And why are you doing venture capital fundraising for your marriage,
||I completely got the wrong end of the stick when first hearing about blockchain. Now I understand it, its just plain evil and will vanish from the earth within a decade when more people wake up.
||To maintain the value of any blockchain system, there has to belief in it greater than the cost of the energy to maintain it - which is considerable. Energy usage of Ireland considerable.
||It's like someone redefined fire to be open source because people could pile up cash and set fire to it and the value of fire would only go up if the piles of burning cash got bigger.
||i.e. people buying at the same cost as the artificial mining ROI. Crypto-currencies do not need high energy expenditure to maintain, you could design any open or closed totally secure transaction system and deploy it on non-bank hardware by paying the top 100 server farms around the world (for a bit of redundancy) and it wouldn't take more than a few kilowatts.
||Blockchain and its gigawatt power demands is like saying you can only grow tulips in a zero-gravity environment. It's not true, but people new to tulips may well think that.