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Bane vs. Bean
One is a sinister, sociopathic madman, bent on leaving a city-wide path of destruction in his wake, who is foiled by an arch-nemesis that drives a famous, mysterious car. The other is Bane.
<big bad evil boss with thick accent> "Now that we have
Batman's fingahprints, we can blow up the batcave, crash
the stock mahket, and say goodbye to Wayne Industries
forevah! An Oye have the perfect man in my moind for
this job. Baene! You know 'em?"
<underling, quizzically> "Bean? Uh,
I think so. You want
<bbebwta>"Oye do. No man gets into Batman's head more.
No man is as cunning and ruthless. No more time for
questions. Now, go get me Baene!"
<later. somewhere in Highbury>"Hello?"
<underling>"Hello. Is this Bean? I have a job for you..."
"a job?! Teddy! I have a new job!"
"Who is there with you! Don't tell anyone!"
Bean goes on to get involved in the plans of a Gotham
criminal mastermind. The big bad boss with the heavy
accent discovers the mistake, and Bean now must be
silenced before he gets the truth to the police. Bane is
brought in to the picture, but is defeated by Bean stuffing
Teddy into his accidentally-damaged gas tube.
||Tell me about Bean. Does he wear the mask?
||Zed: "Bring out the Bean".
||Maynard: "But the Bean's sleepin' "
||Zed: "Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"
||"But sir, he sleeps very soundly. Waking him up involves
invoking a diabolical machine!"