Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Barbie <= => Ken

a transsexual Barbie doll for twice the pleasure at half the price
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Don’t miss out on every modern Miss’ wish, the sex change Barbie. Quickly transform her to Ken and back again at the flick of the tiny scalpel. It comes complete with snap-off male genitals and breasts, wig and makeup, small shaver for real chin and chest stubble, two sets of wardrobe, hormone pills and bantam book on behavior tips, “Acting Like the Opposite Sex for 7 inch Dummies”.
FarmerJohn, Sep 01 2002

(?) How s/he might look http://www.smejtese...a/barbie-trans.html
[FarmerJohn, Sep 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       Baked, haven't you ever seen a naked ken doll?
Gulherme, Sep 01 2002

       Should do well in the latin market
thumbwax, Sep 01 2002

       <Ed Wood>Ken Or Kendra</Ed Wood>
Guy Fox, Sep 01 2002

       I couldn't find the names to help me out with who's who in the ballad, "Frankie and Johnny were lovers...she shot her man cause he did her wrong."
FarmerJohn, Sep 01 2002

       It's funny how you can see someone grow up, bakerywise, right before your eyes.
blissmiss, Nov 06 2004

       the Ben doll?
energy guy, Nov 08 2004

       snap-off male breasts?
scubadooper, Nov 08 2004

       For the new line of Beer-gut Ken dolls?
Worldgineer, Nov 08 2004

       Because beer guts and man boobs are just the image that Mattel wants in it's new line of toys ;)
scubadooper, Nov 08 2004

       Why not make this a Rupaul doll? He could have a soft torso that can be sinched in with a corset, as well as makeup that appears and disapears with warm and cold water.
-wess, Nov 09 2004


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