Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Beanbag gun

Fresh beans! Get your fresh beans!
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It's really simple. Stick a reinforced bag of beans in a modified grenade launcher, and fire them halfway across the city from the local farm to your house (or wherever) quickly! The exploding action will pre-heat the beans, and the impact will pre-mash them!

(Warning: Does not apply to lima beans. If problems occur, please visit your local chiropractor.)

croissantz, Apr 28 2006


       (-) That's just not how you cook beans - they're either going to burn or not change.
jutta, Apr 28 2006

       perhaps a misdirection toward spuds would prove more beneficial. more people like mashed potatoes than mashed beans. just sayin'
RockCrawler, Apr 28 2006

       Cops already use beanbag rounds in grenade launchers for crowd control: the beans aren't baked, but I think this idea is...
strange606, Jun 28 2006

       I doubt anyone has tried to cook beans using this...err, "method". Maybe they would be good! You might want some water in there, or perhaps a savory broth.
bungston, Jun 28 2006

       baked projectiles don't work so great in cannon. i tried a baked potato once, it blew apart and sprayed potato shrapnel for twenty feet. looked pretty cool but had no range.
tcarson, Jun 28 2006

       You could use a laser to heat the water, which would quickly turn into steam, providing the propulsion, and a more even cooking. Of course, that wouldn't work so well in a regular grenade launcher,   

       But this is not a problem, because, Strange606, the cops don't use grenade launchers to fire their bean bags either. They use shotguns.   

       Hmm, I wonder how gunpowder would do as a seasoning...
ye_river_xiv, Jun 28 2006


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