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Now that face transplants have become
viable, I would like to see a new type of
transplant registry established.
This would be unlike the current
conventional lists of kidneys, livers,
hearts
etc., as this one would collate together
all
the external features that folk were
willing
to donate. The reciprocal of this would of
course be the "features wanted" pages.
"Live" exchanges would be possible,
generating ads such as "My white, mid
European nose and lips, for your Afro
style
equivalent"
Transplant/exchanges would mostly be
facial features, ranging from an entire
visage to a pair of eyebrows, or the
dimple
on a chin.
I've always fancied a nifty moustache to
groom, sprouting on the index finger on
my left hand. A blinking eye instead of
my
belly button would also be high on my
own wish list.
The Unruly Finger Moustache Transplant
https://sodabred.tumblr.com/ The Unruly Finger Moustache Transplant illustration [xenzag, Sep 14 2006, last modified Feb 02 2018]
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Gah! I love my moustache! Fie upon you for trying to steal it and attach it to your finger! I don't know where your finger's been, much less where it will be! Shall I let my moustache go? I think NOT! |
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DF I'll swap you an ear for the left half of
that moustache. This is my final offer! |
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[UB] Tissue rejection is not a problem. In
[DF's] example, if the ear falls off, he can
just return it and get his moustache back,
which I promise to keep nicely waxed and
trimmed. |
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Are you offering anything [UB] ? I have two
webbed toes on each foot that would look
great sprouting on the end of someone's
elbow. |
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See link. Ever since Google abandoned Picassa, all of the illustrations I had posted and connected to the halfbakery lead to nowhere land. I have recently established this Tumblr site, using sodabred as a name tag. Over time, with the indulgence of users here, I will repost all of the illustrations and establish new links. |
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[x] that doesn't look like facial hair. |
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