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Hair Animator

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Tiny-scalp-affixed actuators to make your hair ripple attractively in the breeze, even when there isn't a breeze
hippo, Oct 27 2017


       So, a sort of hair minimotor? Would there be someone who decides who is allowed to use this device - a sort of hair animator minimotor nominator?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 27 2017

       If they learned by example, they'd presumably be a hair animator minimotor nominator imitator ...
8th of 7, Oct 27 2017

       I think they'd be required to show enough initiative on their own. Otherwise their contract might be ended by the hair animator minimotor nominator imitator terminator.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 27 2017

       ...and what if this device was designed for use by a mythical creature with the head of a bull and the body of a man?
hippo, Oct 27 2017

       That's getting a bit labyrinthine, isn't it ?
8th of 7, Oct 27 2017

       You lost me there ....
normzone, Oct 27 2017

       You're in a minotaurity there, [norm].
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 27 2017

       He seems to be losing the thread ...
8th of 7, Oct 27 2017

       Perhaps he needs a temporary secretary.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 27 2017

       Ariadne ?
8th of 7, Oct 27 2017

       Trained Pediculus humanus capitis via by a .wav rendering device with modified speakers. Feeding time would be annoying, to say the least.
wjt, Oct 27 2017

       Hairminator..... “I'll be back-combed”
xenzag, Oct 27 2017

       //Ariadne ?// No, not recently. You?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 27 2017

       You could also put skipjack tuna on your head.
mylodon, Oct 27 2017

       The ratio of actuated to unactuated follicles would be of course indicated by a quotient of the hair animator actuator numerator and denominator.   

       People paid to sell the product would be ... demonstrators. And those disrupting the throngs with protest against such artificial waving would be the ... agitators.   

       If you used a bunch of follicles on minimotors to loft the person, that could be a ... elevator.   

       But what device would you use to organize the minimotors to act in coherent patterns of standing waves? I would choose an animator oscillator, connected to a terminal with an alligator.
RayfordSteele, Oct 28 2017


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