Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Beautiful Day

"It's a beautiful day, let's all take off work"
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By Executive Privilige, President Gush or Bore could at anytime declare a National Holiday. "Beautiful Day" notification would come to El Presidente on 'The Green Phone' at the White house from the National Weather Service. He could then give an Impromptu Press Conference from The Rose Garden where he would say "Take tomorrow off everybody, It's a 'Beautiful Day'". This could also help him get reelected, so you know he'll be hoping for it to go off around the time of the primaries. I should be a Consultant.
thumbwax, Sep 29 2000

(?) Arizona vs MLK http://www.azcentra...m/holidayafro.shtml
the lengths people will go to make sure we don't get a day off [raisin, Sep 29 2000, last modified Oct 05 2004]

North Dakota weather forecast http://iwin.nws.noa.../iwin/nd/state.html
Text only - National Weather Service [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       Unfortunately, the U.S. has places like North Dakota in it.
bookworm, Sep 29 2000

       The way I see it, the good thing about the U.S. is that you don't have to go there... ahem..
Sutech, Sep 29 2000

       Excellent pun. Try it in homemade sign language.
thumbwax, Sep 29 2000

       well, i live in ireland, which is pretty much like new york, only without the crackpots. same weather, same number of people, just a lot quieter.   

       i agree with a 'beautiful day'. only can we change the beautiful part to read 'monday' ?   

       make a lot of people happy.
FrancoCoylioni, Oct 03 2000

       Ireland has FEWER crackpots? Forgive me if find that hard to believe against the background of explosions...
StarChaser, Oct 05 2000, last modified Oct 16 2000

       I know...I want to visit someday, it looks beautiful. I just get a little tired of all the 'The US is such a -violent- culture, but -we're- ok'...
StarChaser, Oct 16 2000

       <Unfortunately, the U.S. has places like North Dakota in it.>   

mrthingy, Jul 26 2003


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