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Blow Gun Flu Shot Service

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I am afraid of getting shots or injections or of having blood drawn etc.. Bring any needle near me and I want to hide under the table like a child.

This service is for people that have this fear or those who can not be bothered making time in their busy schedule for a flu shot. This idea may also be for those people who would make it illegal to not have a flu shot as the method of delivery may appeal to their nature.

You sign up to have your flu shot administered from afar. An expert team of individuals who are half ninja half nurse will stalk you and administer your flu shot via blow gun and dart when you least expect it.

vfrackis, Jan 01 2016

For the snipers. Gazoontdart
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 01 2016]


       If the dart is small, anaesthetic-tipped, and administered with enough skill, you need not even notice it.
pocmloc, Jan 01 2016

       Might it not be permanent, so you can donate blood the rest of the year?
4and20, Jan 01 2016

       Health snipers, we like it. [+].   

       The dart guns that vets use for zoo animals would be best, equipped with night sights. Tottering back from the pub, suddenly PHUT .... Thunk - you've been vaccinated.   

       So, how much will we have to pay for a license to do this ?
8th of 7, Jan 01 2016

       I'm not sure, maybe it should be similar to the cost of a seasonal hunting permit. What does that cost?
vfrackis, Jan 01 2016

       How much would you like it to be ?   

       <works bolt on dart gun, unwraps fresh batteries for night sight>
8th of 7, Jan 01 2016

       What if you can't draw?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2016

       <swaggers in, wearing cowboy hat, to MC the showdown>   

       [Maxwell Buchanan] <<<<<<<<<<*>>>>>>>>>> [Ian Tindale]   

Sgt Teacup, Jan 01 2016

       I can't imagine why dentists haven't already thought of this, a heavy projectile, attached is loop of dental floss and kevlar aimed at just the right angle to loop into the mouth.. and out comes that tooth while you are crossing the road.
not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2016

       + hehe
xandram, Jan 04 2016

       The idea is quite good, the category sucks. Sorry you only get a temporary +. Find a better category, like something under healthcare or medicine, and I'll make it stick.
blissmiss, Jan 04 2016

       Well, at least it's not in Other: [general] ....   

       But only just ....
8th of 7, Jan 04 2016

       Could be useful for dealing with the anti-vaxer crowd too.
RayfordSteele, Jan 04 2016

       I'll sign up everyone I know.   

       That way I won't get the flu, and also won't have to get a flu shot. #winning
sninctown, Jan 07 2016


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