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I CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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This is for anyone that finds themselves scanning debris
the water or garbage on the side of the road hoping to
the first to spot a stray body part.
Fake body parts that look real and dismembered.
Each would have unique features to support marketing or
Example: The floater arm or head would have a
charcoal based water purification action on its inside.
You see a dismembered foot on the side of the road with
part of the bone sticking out. Pull over to take a close
look, then when you look at the bottom of the foot you
what looks like a tattoo is actually an advertisement for
explosion proof boots.
Some parts could have hidden compartments for
hunt types of promotions etc..
The finder gets a few things
A. the thrill of finding a body part (some people might
to feel like a hero for an instant)
B. a story to tell that normally wouldn't but will in fact
a happy ending.
C. might get a prize or at least have a gruesome fake
part for the kids to play with on Halloween.
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||If these were made by the same folks who make chewy dog toys, it would increase the chance that roaming dogs might perceive the similarity, pick them up and bring them home - thus simulating the natural history of real stray body parts. Plus the items would be chewier.
||Perhaps they could be edible?
||//Perhaps they could be edible?//
||That's not really any different from a *real* body part.
||Dang rubberneckers! <honks horn>
||I think we should all give this idea a big hand. Or maybe a foot...
||Dogs would love this too. [+]