Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.

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Fake Booger

Call dibs!
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Tired of siblings / coworkers horking your stuff? Frustrated at finding your soda drunk, brownies gone? Wonder why you can't hang on to sunglasses or handlotion? It would seem that the people around you think you are nice and clean. They don't fear your cooties. Its time to shake them up!

Introducing the Fake Booger from BUNGCO! Made with the gooey rubber technology used for fishing lures and novelty toys, these little gems come in varying sizes on a sheet of waxed paper. Apply them to objects you wish to keep and watch lurking bandits think twice before grabbing! Order a gross today!

bungston, Nov 09 2004

http://www.bentwate...com/fakebooger.html [half, Nov 09 2004]


       Don't forget rubber cement.
sartep, Nov 09 2004

       Those folks who know what a booger looks like have proven that they pick their nose, no?
bristolz, Nov 09 2004

       scout, how's Nick doing? Or does every musician know a sax player like that?
swamilad, Nov 09 2004

       Thanks for the detailed coverage, pete.
RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2004

       "these little gems" was the best part of this idea.
Machiavelli, Nov 10 2004


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