Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bra of Plenty

Bra with pouches for fruit
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A Bra with pouches to enable the wearer to carry around a variety of fruit. The fruit would be quite heavy but by making use of carbon nano tube technology I'm pretty sure a high tensile wire within the bra could take the strain.

'What a lovely pear'

S-note, Apr 30 2010

You asked for more info... http://tinyurl.com/for-snote
cf. Porn & Cornucopia [Jinbish, Apr 30 2010]

http://hipadvertisi...9/fruit-of-the-bra/ [rcarty, May 01 2010]


Jinbish, Apr 30 2010

       Just searched for that on the net - not seen it. Do you have a copy to assist with my research?
S-note, Apr 30 2010

S-note, Apr 30 2010

       Only if there is matching Y-fronts as well
pocmloc, Apr 30 2010

       Sorry, [S-note]. Didn't mean to send you on a wild-goose chase.
Jinbish, Apr 30 2010

       This is a really good idea.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010

       Dah! Sorry - bad. Bad. I meant bad.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010

       [bigsleep] There's probably a Rule 34 subculture of Carmen Miranda fetishists who would pay good money for this. But I'm afraid to Google.
mouseposture, Apr 30 2010

       I can't believe no one's made a "melons" pun yet.
DrWorm, May 01 2010

       That would be inappropriate. +
Mustardface, May 01 2010

       but is the fruit 4 the wearer to eat? I'd quite like a little pouch for my nuts (peanuts)   

       peel me a grape!
po, May 01 2010

       "I really like your peaches, want to shake your tree..."
phoenix, May 01 2010

       Don't bewbs get all sweaty and that? How would this go over on a first date (or anytime): "Care for a snack I have stashed in my underwear?"   

       On the other hand, alcoholic libations or other illicit teats, err.. treats.. could be enticing. Yeah, baggies full of hi-test hooch, each with its own dispensing... device... "care for a little nip?" .. OK. Stopping now.
afinehowdoyoudo, May 01 2010

       Prehaps the home brew distillery bra could be up next...
S-note, May 01 2010


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