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I haven't been able to get butt perfume out of my head for the last
few days and, maybe in homage to that, am proposing buttsages, a
cultural movement for America.
Many things in everyday life smell a little like butt, including roses,
but especially sausages,
and especially Andouillette sausages. That's
because they are made out of butt. Not a selling point outside of
France. It seems disingenuous to me to call them Andouillette
sausages outside of France and not butt sausages -- that as a culture
we don't acknowledge and celebrate their origin. Buttsages would
not only be a product but also a cultural recognition of the presence
and importance of butt stuff.
Andouillette sausages smell like poop because they are made with
meat that comes from the colon of the animal.
Butt sausages are something that a second grader would find funny.
Why not put the two together?
||(wondering how many second graders we have here?)
But really - Butt Sages are the *all knowing sages of
||//I haven't been able to get butt perfume out of my head for the last few days//
||A few trepanning holes should let that dissipate.
||So, not butt-scented corsages then.