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I am tired of vegetable products made
to look like meat. I propose an eatery
where everything looks like a
vegetable, fruit, pasta etc. but is
actually meat. And I am not on the
Atkins diet. You could make thinly
sliced ham look like lettuce, or dyed
sausage to look like a cucumber. And
pasta could be easily accomplished
with intestines and rawish meat. Iced
abalone sweetened with sugar makes
good iced cream.
And all diary could be made to taste
like soy products. Maybe it could be
called Meat Tooth, or carnivorarian.
Maybe I am kinda hungry and only
||Again, another "why didn't I think of that". I guess because I was not thinking of that. Anyway, I'm in!
||Would be fun to take a vegetarian out to that restaurant, but don't tell what's cominging. Revenge for all the times when I thought I got duck, but it was just tofu skins.
||Yeah. Order a big salad, eat the whole thing, keel over dead from clogged arteries. (anyway, if you don't die, you'll be stuck in the bathroom for a week. bring 2 crates of Charmin and a few good novels.)
||Vegetarians get sick from eating meat, they lose the proper enzymes to digest it over time.
||so, is this restaruant designed to trick vegetarians into eating meat? or is it for meatatarians?
||it's a disgusting silly idea. but why would hardcore meat eaters eat anything resembling a vegetable?