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The Kopi Luak of deli meats.
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A pâté. Guaranteed to break the ice at Assimilations.
21 Quest, Sep 01 2012

as mentioned last night on a repeat xmas edition of QI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pato
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Phrontistery, Sep 01 2012

       stuff to serve at a Borg-Mitzvah.
FlyingToaster, Sep 01 2012

       Aim at window. Hurl pheasant through the glass.
Cuit_au_Four, Sep 01 2012

       Peasant, surely.
Phrontistery, Sep 01 2012

       Um, isn't this baked (at least in mythology) by every shady Chinese restaurant out there?

       Although maybe I misunderstand the idea. What, exactly, does //The Kopi Luak of deli meats// mean? That it's been shit out by small mammals before being eaten?

       Anyway, bone for shameless [8th] pandering.
ytk, Sep 01 2012

       //here is cat shit pate

       Give it a fancy name and someone would buy it....alternatively it might explain how the "pink slime" is made...
not_morrison_rm, Sep 01 2012

       I think this idea is well thought out. +
xandram, Sep 01 2012

       To clarify, the idea is *not* for cat meat pâté, although a cat may be fired from a catapult to expedite the processing of the poultry (please note, the catapult is optional, and is not a part of the idea as posted. I did an idea once about inflating cats with helium and it got deleted so I'm not taking any chances with the cruelty dice).
21 Quest, Sep 01 2012

       //Anyway, bone for shameless [8th] pandering//

       Sp: Borg baiting, which is one of the traditional sports of the Halfbakery. Big difference between baiting and pandering.
21 Quest, Sep 01 2012


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