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CPR Sex Doll

Hone your life saving and making skills.
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Kim and Pat, our well equipped cardiopulmonary resuscitation and fornication mannequins, afford excellent assistance as you train chest compressions, fellatio, defibrillation, copulation, respiratory assistance and much more. His/her anatomically correct mouth is well suited for the French kiss of life and features an ample, inflatable chest perfect for heart and other massages.

Is the doll’s throat obstructed after a hard session? Work on your Heimlich Maneuver with a strong hug from the rear to clear the airways.

Following an intense workout, Pat/Kim triples as a handy hearthrug. As the deflating thorax blows life into your fire with a moan, the outspread arms and legs and silky smooth back provide reclining comfort. As you lean against the tousled head gazing into the dancing flames, your health partner will be sharing that precious moment with glazed eyes and gaping mouth.

FarmerJohn, Feb 08 2005

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       This idea is almost benfrostian in its ability to create a vague sense of unease.
hippo, Feb 08 2005

       // As the deflating thorax blows life into your fire with a moan// - I really don't know what to say about this....
wagster, Feb 08 2005

       No picture?
robinism, Feb 08 2005

       Some things are best left to fertile fantasies.
FarmerJohn, Feb 08 2005

       + undoubtably FarmerJohn all the way
benfrost, Feb 08 2005

       is Kim a boy's name?
po, Feb 08 2005

       I don't think you mean the "glazed eyes and gaping mouth" the way it sounds. It sounds kind of necrophiliacal, or like you just broke up with someone. Maybe you meant to point out some characteristics of a CPR dummy that are incongruous with a love object.
robinism, Feb 08 2005

       [po] Yes, in Scandinavia. "Kimberly" would have been better.   

       [robinism] From the pictures I've seen, most love dolls have that expression, which makes them also "incongruous with a love object".
FarmerJohn, Feb 08 2005

       Maybe that explains why the last line doesn't fit. The rest of the description is about the juxtiposition of the inflatable doll with the cpr dummy. That's what's clever about the invention. But the last line is just about the inflatable doll.
robinism, Feb 08 2005

       I was just watching an old "Will & Grace" episode where Jack wants to teach Karen CPR on Resuci-Annie (sp?) and she says, "I'm not putting my mouth anywhere on that thing! Who knows what the paramedics do with her when they're waiting around the station for a fire." This CPR Sex Doll reminded me of it. But [FJ]'s has more features. Deluxe.
Machiavelli, Feb 08 2005


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