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Alternately: baby crying noises so a traffic jam would sound
like
a nursery full of crybabies.
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[doc], this is without a doubt one of your best - no, darn it,
absolutely your finest idea. In fact, I'm nominating it for Time
Magazine's "Best idea ever and we're not kidding bro" award. |
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...and the sarcasm award goes to... envelope please....
(goodness I'm so nervous, giggle!).... OH MY G-HOD!!
MAXWELL BUCHANAN!!!! (crowd goes wild) |
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[+] because it might be funny with doppler effects. |
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What about the roaring engine and squealing, clattering tracks of a very large AFV ? |
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That reminds me of the story of Yuri Luzhkov summoning a 10-
tonne AFV to drive over and crush a BMW that was illegally
parked in a bus lane - a story that I cannot now find on the
internet, so maybe I dreamed it. |
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No, it happened. They later admitted the incident was staged, but it did happen. |
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Of course; watching a BMW being crushed is always a source of joy. |
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[pertinax] - your search will work better if you look for Arturas Zuokas
instead of Luzhkov; Vilnius instead of Moscow, and a Mercedes instead of
the Beamer. |
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Yes, but to be fair, he got all the details right, apart from the location, the perpetrator and the victim - certainly enough to get a death sentence south of the Manson-Nixon line, as long as the accused is black and the judge and jury are all white.... |
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D'oh! Thank you, [lurch]. |
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Yeah.. What could possibly go wrong? Mistaking a car for a dog?
If car horns were to howl like wolfs, would dogs tune in to resonate? |
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// Arturas Zuokas, Vilnius, and a Mercedes |
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We had not seen a sight like that after Remigijus Šimašius came into
service. |
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As a nod to the history of movie sound effects, I'd like to have the "Wilhelm Scream" as my car horn sound |
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The sound if the RMS Titanic's hooter - at full volume - would be excellent, although the equipment is somewhat bulky. |
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