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This is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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So Mittens (or Socks, or Sweatervest, or whatever) has been standing in the corner, facing the wall, stationary for the last 20 minutes in response to some feline faux pas visited upon her by another cat, or person.
Rather than thinking up ways to unzone the cat, preferably without personal injury,
simply press the button on the remote.
The bit of rug, cardboard or dirty laundry that's the resident house pest's current favorite seat-cover will smoothly and slowly turn 180 degrees over the next three minutes, reaestheting the room.
Meet DJ Kitty
[normzone, Oct 30 2013]
Slug prior art
[the porpoise, Oct 30 2013]
Mighty Boosh: "I'm going to have to turn my back on you"
[spidermother, Oct 31 2013]
||Animal rotation needs its own category [slug link]
||[-] insufficient quantity of detonating high explosive
||I just noticed *confirm / deny *.