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Sorry, I just keep thinking about a couch shaped like a
giant fly... I'll link to the original idea. It wouldn't be
the most comfortable couch, I suppose you could roll
of it and get hurt pretty bad. I'm thinking a six foot
drop off the top wing. All the main parts of the fly
the eyes should be arrays of tiny hexagonal cushions,
course. The antennae and some of the hairs should
be simulated with fine woodwork. The inside of the
couch should be big enough to house a sound-proof
cabin with a twin bed and a mini-fridge. I think this
would be nice for those people who really need to
away from the noise for a minute. You would enter
and leave the cabin through discrete doors on the
sides (aka. butt and mouth). Discrete doors
on the front would also be available if the butt and
mouth were to be occluded by other things.
The thing would come in four half-meter thick
cross sections that stack and lock together. This way
you can get it in and out of the house. Like a stack of
bagels in the end.
Also, it would be great for those who want to have
on the fly, hey!
It's a really stupid leap to make, I know. [daseva, Jun 23 2010]
||Yeah, coming off meds is a bummer.
||To recursify this, you could eat from small bowls in the same shape, and your house (furnished with these couches) could be shaped like a giant thingy. Oh gods I cant even type the fecking word, this idea gives me the heebyjeebys.
.. I ai'nt never seen ah-han Ell-ee-phant fly