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...on plastic surgery, liposuction, false teeth... and publicizes results via all forms of Media.
Deathsucks.com Celebrity Jokes Page
http://www.deathsucks.com/jokes/ For some 'Posthumorous' fun- 'Cause people die all the time! [polartomato, Jun 15 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Celebrity Morgue
http://www.celebritymorgue.com/ Gross. [polartomato, Jun 15 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Real Celebrity Death Match
http://www.halfbake...ity_20Death_20Match To keep the media fed. [phoenix, Jun 16 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Celebrity Coroner
http://www.who2.com/thomasnoguchi.html [mrthingy, Jun 27 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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my mother always said, be sure you have clean underwear, in case you are knocked over by a bus - but I am not a celeb, so I don't count. |
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Interesting, maybe a little morbid idea. I found some relevant links at left. |
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anything to do with Michael J's yet again new nose? that man needs to get over himself.... |
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great links polartom, and welcome to the 1/2B... |
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I'm surprised underwear manufacturers have never used that 'getting-hit-by-a-car' angle in advertising. |
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useful in battles with waugsqueke, also. |
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[waugs]: They have. Dunno who it is, but there's such an ad on UK TV at the moment. |
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Yep, it's for Gossard, I think, and it's great. The poor woman in the advert is rushed to A&E, where the doctors cut her clothes off, only to find that she is wearing a pink bra and big, flowery, blue pants. Fantastic. |
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and at the very end, they have six models posed all wearing matching sets, and a big red London bus is bearing down on them - ad cuts out a split second before the bus would hit. I jumped when I first saw that, I was so scared. |
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That's why I never wear a pink bra. |
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I am *always* jumping to conclusions based on title alone, it seems. This time I was picturing a "Hollywood Squares in the ME's office" type of idea, where Jim J. Bullock, Whoopeeee, and Shadoe Stevens are carving up cadavers spouting pre-written witticisms. |
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