Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Celebrity hoover bags

Make hoover'ng a nostalgic apprehension
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Hoover bags that are fitted with a glossy outer coating depicting your favourite expanded (when bag is inflated)celebrity.

Turn on.

Expanding grand gonflable.

skinflaps, Nov 13 2003


       Anna Nichole Smith?
Condiment, Nov 13 2003

       Fat Boy Slim?
po, Nov 13 2003

       T Rex..
skinflaps, Nov 13 2003

       I'd like an upright vacuum cleaner in the shape of Dizzy Gillespie's head, with the sucky bit on the ground being his mouth. The hoover bag would protude from either side of the hoover, where Mr. Gillespie's cheeks would be. As the bag fills, the cheeks expand (and, through some unknown mechanism, the eyes narrow) until Dizzy looks like he's popping the highest note of his career.   

       A motorcycle-type accelerator built into the handle of the vacuum would allow you to vary the power of the hoover, and also the pitch of the hum, thus allowing you to play a variety of be-bop tunes as you go about an otherwise boring task.   

       Expanding grand gonflable indeed.
lostdog, Nov 13 2003

       A "Marilyn Chambers" bag?
Klaatu, Nov 13 2003

       I thought this would be someone selling Nicole Kidman's Hoover bag on eBay so that deperate fans could see what gets hoovered up in her house. Like that man who hung around by the drainpipe at the side of Kate Bush's house, collecting her bathwater in a bucket.
hippo, Nov 14 2003

       For those of us with a bagless vacuum cleaners (dyson etc) could you please adapt the bag so that it can attach to the exhaust output? (+)   

       P.S. [hippo] - Anybody want to buy some celebrity toenail clippings? I've got genuine George Bush and some (possibly fake) Dalai Llama I can let you have for a monkey or so.
dobtabulous, Nov 14 2003

       "Elvis sucks" ... "go empty Elvis, James"
Letsbuildafort, Nov 14 2003

       Linda Lovelace bags?
Klaatu, Nov 14 2003


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