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So, say you're going out of town, you're too cheap for security cameras, and want to deter people from using your hot tub or pool while you are away.
I propose a submerged chlorine release dispenser shaped like a turd.
Maybe even two.
No, not one of those floating poo emoji things. Something
that would make you think twice before getting in.
Is... is that a shit?!
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Bla bla bla //shaped like a turd// [+] |
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If the set A of "people who live near 2 fries" has a subset B of "people who will use 2 fries' hot tub while he is away" then of that subset B, this idea will discourage the sub-sub-set C members of subset B who are not keen on poo but risks the hopefully smaller but let's be honest still appreciably large members of D, the sub-sub-set of subset B who are, to one degree or another, keen on poo. |
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Basically my contention is that if you are the sort of person who uses a hottub anyway, you are less likely to be not keen on poo and if you are the sort of person who makes illicit use of others' hot tubs you are even less likely to be n.k.o.p. |
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This would work better as a deterrent if you used actual genuine poo. |
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