Chuck Norris Meat Tenderiser

Quote from Family Guy episode “They say Chuck Norris is so tough, there is no chin under his beard - there is only another fist” (see link)

Chuck Norris has widespread appeal, especially in certain parts of America, where they also happen to be avid consumers of cheaper cuts of meat that require a lot of tenderising. (so I’m told)

This presents the ideal opportunity to create a new celebrity product that satisfies an obvious gap in the market - a product that takes the form of the Chuck Norris Meat Tenderiser.

There are two versions of the Chuck Norris Meat Tenderiser:

Version One is a wooden shaft sculpted in the manner of an arm, that terminates in a heavy metal cast of Norris’s fist. To use it requires a basic manual hammering action.

Version Two is a motorised fist that emerges from under the beard of a Chuck Norris replica head, and behaves in the exact manner as the one depicted in the cartoon clip. In this case you simply place the meat on the rotating tray located in front of the head and activate the fist, which will emerge and begin pounding the meat into a tenderised state. (as per link)

Super Deluxe version plays a variety of Hillbilly style banjo music during the tenderising.